Ard Matthews

Whoops!

Ard Matthews opts for epic fail [a la Christina Aguilera]:



[insert generic and tiresome joke about Just Jinger/Just Jinjer doing to pop music what Matthews did to the anthem]

[8/25 addendum: Ard posted a video of his playing the national anthem at home to demonstrate that he actually DOES know the lyrics. Though I am going to go with "living room doesn't count," I figure it's worth noting this:



There we go]